Five Nights at Cobson's

Recently having become a night guard at the Soyjak Mental Asylum, Dr. Soyer faces a difficult task of watching over the institution's mysterious patients - also trying his best to make it out of his shift alive.

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Welcome, Dr. Soyer, to your new job at the Soysylum Mental Facility, where our dear patients are cared for by our highly experienced staff. You have been assigned to be our newest night guard, as our previous employee had suffered an unfortunate accident. As the night guard, your work will mainly revolve around monitoring the facility and ensuring our patients don't go through any regrettable outbursts while they're (hopefully) sleeping. You should be fine though: our patient free-roam policy has a calming effect on them and we don't anticipate them getting out of control.